You are a mom. Here's proof.
Each one of us loves you.
Even in our silliest moments, we love you.
Here's the story:
In the beginning there was Lisa, a beautiful woman.
There was also a Chris, a studly man.
They fell in love.
A few years down the road, there was Annie.
(you celebrated your first official mothers day in May of 1989)
Next, there was a Clare Bear.
Then there was a little Lissie.
And last, a Gracie poo.
Since then, they have become friends. Sisters and friends.
All in all, you are a wonderful mother, and
we  you.
Happy Mother's Day.